In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Many years later, a little baby boy was born to Stephen and Brenda Haskell at Brown County Hospital in Georgetown, Ohio. They decided to name him Jonathan, but to the rest of the world he would be known as Rusty. This is the page that dares to ask, "Who does this guy think he is?"

Me at a Glance - Have you ever wondered how much I weighed when I was born or who my favorite Sesame Street character is? This is the quickest way to begin your exploration of me. By looking at this list, you can get the highlights of what it means to be Rusty.

Who is this Rusty guy anyway? - This is the classic third person essay about me. This is a way to go further with your studies of me. Trendy Eurostile black background! How cool is that?

Happily Ever After - Advanced Rusty seminar. This poem is quite possibly the most important thing I've ever written. I encourage anyone who's at serious about getting to know me on more than a superficial level to read this poem.

Because I Suck... - A while back, I decided to compile a list of all the reasons why I suck. This is that list. It is by no means complete. I'll keep adding to it as I remember and discover more reasons why I suck.

Either/Or - Remember those Coke vs. Pepsi taste tests from the 80's? This page is a lot like that. I'm given two opposite choices, and I have to pick one.

Things that Annoy Me - This is an ever-expanding list of things that either annoy me or otherwise make me angry.

Favorite Console RPGs - I've been playing RPGs since Dragon Warrior. They're honestly my favorite type of video game. This is a little page I made about my favorites.

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